These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)
is that phineas and ferb
that guy you just called a nerd? well it’s captain james kirk and you’re right he’s a huge freakin nerd
that ship you just called a glorified garbage scow? don’t you think you’d better…………..
You’re right! I should! I didn’t mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage……………
I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage!
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.
the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict
i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck
if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you
indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school
God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moanfact: most men cant accomplish either
when you accidentally type ong instead of omg
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
Seriously how has no one found this yet?
That’s because it’s better as a gif